quotes that i find funny that you probably wont.

maybe they’re only funny in context. but here’s some quotes from my books that i’m working on. maybe you’ll want to read them after you read this… or maybe it’ll turn you away… who knows?

“If i’d had a machine gun, i would have just taken them all out.”
~Lindsay

“Oh, he’s very trustworthy, Michael.”
" that’s what you think. my Clairvoyant friend thinks otherwise.”
~Beth and Michael

“dude! you just threw a gun on the floor!”
"It wasn’t loaded, stupid.”
~Brett and Lindsay

“I just want to go back to my room and throw a freaking pot!” ~Lindsay

“You’re un-authorized to park that vehicle here, Jared Williamson.”
"Way to greet your best friend, with a gun and an arrest warrant. how’d you find me?”
"you are un-authorized to park that vehicle here. but i don’t really have an arrest warrant, and I'd never pull a gun on anyone but you.” ~Michael and Jared

“Michael! I’m fine, i’m safe, i’m healthy, i’m—“
"toast.”
"crap. ok, well toast isn’t too bad.”
~Lindsay and Michael

 

anyway, there’s little tidbits for you. eventually, when i get another good stand-alone chapter, i’ll post some for you to read.

if you’d like to read the books, check out my website at www.agentsmithsmith.webs.com or www.uipa.webs.com or e-mail me and i’ll let you read it. :D

~Haleyknitz